I have had complaints about the accuracy of my description so I have changed it adding a sarcastic tone.
Welcome to my run down home in North Highlands that is kept mildly clean. Your bedroom is clean and the bathroom is clean, but on the wrong day the rest of the house could be trashed. The kitchen is typically full of my dishes from the night before and the countertop has some crumbs on it. However I'm a wonderful host and pretty fun to be around and not creepy so that should get me fivestars